I went on trip to Guatemala when I was 24 years old, with a group of friends. We were traveling from Belize to Guatemala and about to cross the border. While going threw the usual passport check, I got stopped by police for public exposure. I’m sure it was because they thought I was the […]
Zipper Malfunction
Just the other day, while squeezing into a pair of my favorite jeans which, by no coincidence, are the jeans my husband likes me to wear the most, I remembered a very embarrassing and humiliating clothing malfunction that happened to me just a few years back. It is comical when it happens to someone else […]
With the Dog Walker? Seriously?
My most embarrassing moment occurred back when I was in High School. I walked in on my Mom performing cunnilingus on our dog walker in the kitchen. I’m not sure which of the three of us was most embarrassed. Talk about an awkward moment.
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The Complete Outfit
I have had numerous close calls over the years but, as far as wardrobe malfunctions go, have had only one major and utterly embarrassing one. This all began with this complete outfit I had purchased from a lingerie catalog from a company in California. The whole outfit was inexpensive and consisted of a blue denim […]
Texting Mistake
Heres a funny one I found on the internet:
Elizabeth Frisinger, 18, from Cleveland, went on a class trip where she lost her virginity on the beach. Thrilled, she texted her friend, saying “OMG! Just had 1st time on beach! Gr8! Wish you were here!”
Except instead of texting her friend, she accidentally had texted her dad.
What […]
No control
The worst thing that could happen to a boy or girl, is to be sexualy harrassed in a public. Went over to see what the screaming was all about and never expected to see such a degrading sceen. It was a boy getting a beating by four other boys and lead on by espectators. It […]
Quickie at the Mall
This happened to me last summer. My husband and I were at the mall shopping. My husband talked me into a quickie in the dressing room in Macy’s. It was fantastic until the saleswoman caught on to us. The saleswoman came back several times. The last time she said she knew what we were […]
Birthday Surprise
My girlfriend, Deb, and I usually walk out kids to the bus stop. Afterwards she usually comes over for coffee. On my husband’s birthday he went into work a little late and I asked Deb if she would mind walking the kids without me. As soon as they were out the door, I gave my […]
Worst First Day Ever as Seen on Tonight Show
Anyone who has lived in snow know this can happen.
Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!
It was midwinter, snowing and quite cold […]
Prom Night Disaster
The biggest disaster of my life was prom night my senior year. I had picked out the most awesome blue strapless dress ever. I loved it. I convinced my mom to buy it even though the largest one they had a little tight on me. I figured I had a month or so to drop […]
Pool Party
Back when I was in high school there was this boy I really liked. There was a party at a friends house one Friday night and I wanted to impress him. I wore a new dress with awesome new shoes and got my hair done just for the party. When I got there I was […]
Please dispose of properly
One time when visiting my mother-in-law we were having sex when she went to the store. When we heard her pull into the driveway we quickly finished and then raced outside to help her bring the bags in from the car. In the process, my husband dropped the used condom on the front step. As […]
Daddy’s pee-pee
While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she did not start behaving “right now”, she would be punished. To […]
Mommy, you are getting fat!
When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year old came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the shower.
She said, “Mommy, you are getting fat!”
I replied, “Yes, honey, remember Mommy has a baby growing in her tummy.”
“I know,” she replied …
“but what is growing in […]
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