One night my ex and I were getting busy in the back of his car…I can’t remember where it was, but it wasn’t in a very public place and it was like 2am…anyways the windows were all steamed up and we hear this knock on the window. So I wipe the fog and look outside and there are two police officers standing there. So we cover ourselves and open the door and one cop says ’sorry but you’re not allowed to have sex here’..OOOOOMG it was awfully embarrassing! So we said ok we are leaving..So my ex climbs into the front seat with the condom still on and totally naked cause we just wanted to leave! So we drive off to somewhere else….start getting busy….then we see flashing lights and ANOTHER knock on the window so I fling open the door and its the SAME cops!!!! He says ‘look, you guys can’t have sex here either - why don’t you just go home’…OHHH my lord it was horrible!!

W e were amazed by the stories of the bold men in Japan groping women freely and not getting caught. Something about the culture I guess, but it turned Megan on something fierce. We decided to try it first hand and booked our vacation to Tokyo. We throroughly enjoyed the city and after we learned our way around, we focused on the trains. We always entered the train separately and I carreid a camcorder, being the obvoius tourist. Megan was dressed demurely, but showed her cleavage with a low cut blouse and her stockings with a short skirt. We tried this several times, but without success. I suspected that Megan - being a foreigner - was “off limits”. Once we even caught a couple of guys messing with the dress of a local girl, but when I started shooting, the guys froze and disappeared in the crowd. We decided to just ask about the process at a local bar and learned several things. First, my camcorder was a total shut down. Second, being separate was no help - I looked like a stranger who would come to Megan’s aid if they started messing with her. Simple question answered - just be together and then send a signal. What was that, I asked? The answer was just too obvious. Start groping her myself (like a romatic hubby would). So the next afternoon we were ready to give it a try. megan picked out a wraparound dress with a single sash tie at her waist. She did a sewing job on the front so that it barely closed, leaving a gap almost to her waist that showed her bra. She wore my favorite black quarter cup bra and her nipples actually showed against the soft filmy dress. Her skirt slit to mid thigh and couldn’t help but flash the tops of her black stockings and one of her garters! I kept my camera in my pocket as we boarded the train at rush hour. It was so packed, we could barely see each other, but as we got on I was pleased to see three or four young guys squeezing through the crowd to board our car right behind us. Megan backed up against me so her tits were showing to the men around her. They were business men at first, but after two stops, our young punks had arranged themselves to face Megan and me in a circle. They kept staring at her cleavage and then I decided to make the first move. I nuzzled Megan’s neck and slid my hands onto her hips. slowly, I tugged her skirt a bit farter apart and her stocking clad leg slid into full view. The boys caught on and before we knew it, they began to press closer around us. It wasn’t two minutes before one of them tentatively reached up and touched Megan’s right breast, just brushing her nipple! I looked away and pulled out my camcorder and started filming the ride - mostly the crowd and the view out the window, but I noticed her nipples grow hard and jutted out against her dress. She was getting excited! Then another hand stayed along her thigh, stroking her stockings. I could feel Megan shudder against me and she actually spread her legs wider as if to help keep her balance on the rocking train. Her dress split up to her panties and I saw the look on the guys face as his hand touched her garter belt! Then the car lurched and the third boy “fell” against Megan, putting his hand squarely on her left breast - and left it there! Megan played “victim” and shut her eyes tight and I continued to stare out into space. Much of what follows is just Megan’s account, since I saw almost nothing of the assault. I could only put my camcorder down buy her waist and film whatever showed up. She said that as the third boy grabbed her breast, the second boy slid his fingers into the slit of her dress between her thighs and touched her pussy! The first boy let his fingers slide inside her bodice and he began to squeeze her nipple! Then his other hand pushed her dress apart until her left breast spilled into the open! With the tightly packed crowd, she felt more than saw these events. As I stood behind her, I couldn’t tell a thing! Then I contributed my part of her fantasy. As I stood behind, her, I reached up and pulled her sash apart and let her dress fall completely open! Megan seemed to swoon and tipped forward against the boys! As she surrendered, the boys realized they could have their way with her! She explained that their hands roamed her body, squeezing her breasts and fingers stroked her stocking tops, her garters, and then pushed inside her panties. She couldn’t even tell who was doing what, but as long as she held tightly to the strap above her head with one hand, her body was essentially defenseless and open to their pleasure. In fact, when she reached down with her other hand to pull her dress closed, it was grabbed by one of the boys and held tight. Then she felt something hard and realized the boy had unziped his pants and pressed his hard cock against her fingers. He wrapped her hand around his prick and started rubbing her fingers back and forth over the swollen tip! Megan was now totally turned on and took the lead. Her fingers masseged him and squeezed his balls as her pussy was violated by the fingers of one of the boys! The only thing I could see at this point was her dress sliding open across her back and suddenly slipping down over one of her shoulders! I knew her breasts must now be fully exposed and she did nothing to stop it! Then the train began to slow and we reached the next stop. In a heartbeat, the boys were gone as the crowd surged forward pushing us out onto the platform again. Megan managed to pull her dress together before she was noticed and we made our way out onto the street of downtown Tokyo. As I saw the glazed look in her eye, I knew she had enjoyed every moment. Her first comment was that she had orgasmed three times in less than ten minutes! When we looked at the film, I got hard instantly as the lurching closup of her body showed their hands and her dress pulled open. There were brief glimpses of her breasts and her stockings and garters, but was so erotic ws the crazed flurry of hands groping and pawing her body as she stood totally submissive to their assault!

This post was submitted by kodiak1969.

I went on trip to Guatemala when I was 24 years old, with a group of friends. We were traveling from Belize to Guatemala and about to cross the border. While going threw the usual passport check, I got stopped by police for public exposure. I’m sure it was because they thought I was the sexier one and the only girl that wasen’t warering a bra. My horror began when I saw my friends ordered to cross into Guatemala and I was left behind. They told me I would be realeased the next day and was taken to nearby police station yn the middle of nowhere. I was hoping to find some famale police, but all I could see were men pointing at my chest. I was take into a room were my clothes were removed by six men and paraded hand cuffed with no clothes on, from office to office. It was the most humiliating feeling to be publicly lead around like a piece of meat, in front of everyone. I got taked to a basement, tied on top of a table with legs spread apart and left there with four high ranking police men. They began taking pictures of me while getting sexually attacked. Some vibrating device was slipped into my pussy and taped in place while they took turns climbing over me and focing their dicks down my throat. I latter was ordered to take a shower in public to was off all the sperm. That night I was left with three officers having there fun with me. I got my legs spread while they took turns performing oral sex on me. I never got penetrated by penises for obvious reasones. The next day I was taken into town and realeased like nothing had happed. My friends had stayed put in the only hotel there, waiting to see if I would get realeased. I had to tell them everything, but the whole expirence would be a waist of time, to not mention a second public humiliation. Besides, it wasn’t the first story of turists getting taken advantage of. This are countries where peoples rights are wothless and no one dares complain about it.

This post was submitted by Lisa.

I went to college in North Carolina during the late sixties and was in a fraternity that MUST have been the model for “Animal House” - right down to the sex, garbage can mixer drinks, and toga parties. I found a girl who loved to be sexy and dress sexy! I enjoyed seeing her wear short skirt at a time when stockings were still in fashion! The skirts displayed her stocking tops whenever she sat down and crossed her legs! But that wasn’t the malfunction - that was intentional on her part. The wardrobe malfunction took place at a toga party during a weekend we called The Rites of Spring. We rented a party house off campus in the nearby forest and had a great band and lots of drinks. We all dressed in togas and some of the girls were really sexy. They sewed sheets together that split up the side and were cut low in front! So I dared Suzy to sew one just like that and she agreed! It wrapped around and was held in front by a single patch sewed at the waist. The afternoon of the party, we were at my frat house and Suxy was getting tipsy when I made a dare. I loved seeing her in sexy underwear and asked her to wear her scantiest lingerie under the toga. It wouldn’t show - but I would know! She agreed. So when I picked her up, she whispered that she had put on something even I wouldn’t have guessed. She slid her toga open to flash her sexiest dark chocolate Hanes stockings and a filmy white lace garter belt! At the party we had a great time and then came a dance contest. All the girls and guys were doing their best and each couple got a minute in center stage. Finally Suzy and I were in the middle of the crowd and we were doing great when I pulled her to me and reached my arm around her waist. When she pulled away, my fingers got caught in the patch holding her toga together and it came apart! It more than came apart - it shredded and fell in pieces to the floor! Suzy was suddenly wearing nother but her sexy scanty lingerie, stockings, and heels! I just stood in awe as I looked at her. The white lace straps of her garter belt held her stockings taut and trim about her thighs, framing her panties! Her panties were sheer white lace and - since Suzy was a brunette - she showed right through and we could see everyting! Finally, her bra was a Frederick’s quarter cup bra that lifted and thust her gorgeous breasts up and out over the bra cups - exposing them and displaying her nipples in full view! I took all this in as she suddenly realized she was nearly naked! I had no idea what she would do, but in the coolest move I’d ever seen, she stopped, then smiled, and then posed for the guys in a classic one hand on her hip and one in the air like Marilyn Monroe! The cameras snapped pictures all over and then I helped pick up the shreds of her toga as we melted back into the crowd!

This post was submitted by kodiak1969.

Just the other day, while squeezing into a pair of my favorite jeans which, by no coincidence, are the jeans my husband likes me to wear the most, I remembered a very embarrassing and humiliating clothing malfunction that happened to me just a few years back. It is comical when it happens to someone else but, when it happens to yourself, it is a different story! It happened when I decided to wear these jeans, the same ones I wore the other day. They were in style a few years ago, were not available for a while, and now are once again made. They are called ‘zip-around jeans and are called that as they have a zipper that starts in the front, goes all the way down and around the crotch and all the way up the back. No button or snap. The only thing holding them together is the zipper. They can be unzipped all the way, taken apart and, if you had two different colors of these jeans you could zip them together as i sometimes did. They also had other names for these jeans such as drive-in jeans and easy access jeans.They were made in the 80’s and are now made again. I just recently bought some more of these as they are quite sexy and get a lot of attention but, however, they did in this one embarrassing incident get me more attention than I had ever wanted. These jeans were meant to be worn tight and they were sure tight on me. it was a bit of a struggle to get that zipper pulled up and closed and when I would go out with my husband it was a routine thing for people, especially women, to pass by us and turn and get a look at these jeans. sometimes women would ask me where I got these jeans and would comment on how they looked. I liked that and the attention they got me. My husband did not mind it either, but always teased me by saying that someday that zipper that held them together would pop and I would be in big trouble. Of course I said no and I was so confident of this that I would often go commando. Well, thankfully, on the occasion of my malfunction, I did wear the underwear! It was a fine spring day and we decided to go out for the whole day : go to lunch, do some shopping and go out for dinner. I wore these jeans with what I believe was a tight fitting sweater and the highest heels had. it was in the evening, just after having dinner, and we were in one of the malls doing some shopping when i decided to go into a women’s clothing store. My husband, wanting not to go into this store, left me there and went into a different store, leaving me to shop on my own. I did a little shopping, picked out a few items and, while doing so, was aware of the obvious fact that other women were checking out these jeans i was wearing. I just soaked up all that attention but, however, would not want all the attention I would get in just a few minutes later. After choosing a few items to purchase, I got on line at the register. When I finally got to the register to pay i put the items i was going to purchase on the counter, put my pocketbook on the counter and started looking for my credit card. While looking for my card the cashier asked me a question and in doing so I was distracted and dropped the credit card on the floor. That is when disaster struck! As I bent over to pick up my credit card the zipper on my jeans must have unlocked for as when I got hold of the card, stood up and handed it to the cashier my zipper popped open. It didn’t break, but rather sprung open, unzipping all the way down the front, around my crotch and halfway up the back! It happened so fast and unexpected and the first thought was as if to whether or not i was wearing any panties or not. Thankfully I had a thong on. I quickly tried to grab hold of the zipper pull tab but could not get a grip on it thanks to my long nails and the more I tried, the more I could not grab it and the more it unzipped and the more the jeans began to separate! I was exposed from my bellybutton down to my thong and I could not get them zipped up again! I was terrified they would completely unzip and the struggle to get these jeans zipped again was not made any easier as they were extremely snug and the girl behind the register and the few women in line behind me at the register were giggling and trying their hardest not to totally bust out laughing. I finally gave up and, trying to hold these jeans together with one hand and covering my bellybutton with the other, ran into the dressing room where, with the help of another woman, was able to get the zipper pulled back, the jeans closed and back together. Thankfully the zipper only sprung open and did not break and thankfully I had a thong on. After closing them I quickly walked back to the register, grabbed my pocketbook and exited that store. I found my husband waiting outside the store and suggested it was best if we left the mall as I wanted no more attention for that day. I still wear these jeans and the others I bought, have not had any more zipper malfunctions, but still cannot forget that very humiliating moment!

This post was submitted by Dee Scott.

My most embarrassing moment occurred back when I was in High School. I walked in on my Mom performing cunnilingus on our dog walker in the kitchen. I’m not sure which of the three of us was most embarrassed. Talk about an awkward moment.

This post was submitted by Becky C..

Among our flirtatious passtimes is going “out & about” with Megan dressing up very sexy and then being the exhibitionist when we get the chance. We were on a trip and drove to a park along a mountainside. The higher we went, the more beautiful the view. Stopping at a wayside, Megan posed for pictures sitting on a stone wall. With the valley behind her and her skirt hiking up to flash her stockings, I was just loving the photos!

It was really quiet that morning with almost no traffic in the park and I teased her into showing more - pulling her dress up and tugging the elastic neckline down to show her cleavage! She was posing just like that when we heard a bus coming up the road. Megan quickly adjusted her dress and the bus went by full of boyscouts. They waived and grinned at her and then the bus disappeared up the hill.

We were now alone again and I talked her into pushing her dress down once more. She flashed her breasts for me and then offered cheesecake pictures of her stocking clad legs! Finally after a couple of minutes, she was holding her dress up to her waist - flashing her stockings and her garter belt and panties! Then I asked her to keep pulling her dress up! She paused and looked down the road. Total silence! With a sneaky smile, she lifted her dress up over her head! Her breasts spilled into view and she posed coyly in nothing but her panties, garter belt, stockings and high heels! I snapped one pic and then we hear the whistles!!!

I look around and suddenly looked up. There above us about 200 feet were the boy scouts standing on the wall of another wayside higher up the mountain! Megan just about died as she scrambled for her dress! Then the boys applauded and cheered as we slipped into our car and drove back down the way we had come!

This post was submitted by kodiak1969.

Reminds me of a prank that turned on us back in college. We had arranged to offer a weekend invitation to a sorority on campus as part of a joint weekend party called the Rites of Spring. We rented a cabin by the lake where we would host the fastivities and when we arrived, the girls took one side to change and we guys took the other! We thought we were so smart in installing a two-way mirror in their bathroom so we could look through and see them changing clothes. We did and they did and in short order we were changing into our swimsuits, but a lot of guys were standing around naked with boners as the girls began stripping. But for some reason, they got down to bra and panties and then seemed to disappear or be hidden just as the bra or panties came off and then reappear with the suits on! We were distracted but still hard as could be when we suddenly heard and saw laughing on the other side!!! The girls were looking at a television in the next room and pointing. Then it hit us! They were looking at US looking at them and we were all naked and half of us hard as could be from staring through the mirror! Turns out that the landlord found out about the newly installed mirror and turned on us! At his own expense, he installed a TV camera and wired it to a recorder that taped us and showed the tape on the television in the girls apartment! We learned a “hard” lesson that day and only after serving as slaves to the sorority for the entire weekend, did they forgive us and rip up the video tape. But the story never died!

This post was submitted by kodiak1969.

Megan and I decided to go out for Halloween and found a night club with a contest for cutest and sexiest costumes. I begged her to dress up and enter the contest and she agreed. I chose a sliinky lavender dress that was almost sheer, split up one side to her hip and had a low scooped neckline held up by spaghetti straps. Underneath, Megan wore a lavender corset with half cups that lifted and exposed her breasts, sheer lace panties, and long purple stockings hitched to the garters of her corset! As an afterthought, Megan put rouge on her nipples as a tease for me when we got home and then we went out!

The place was packed, but we found seats at the bar and Megan’s skirt hiked up as soon as she sat down - displaying her stockings. Her neckline barely contained her breasts. Her dress offered quite a view to the men standing around her at the bar, but it was even more interesting on the dance floor. When the contest finally stared, Megan registered as a “fairy princess” and walked over to the stage with the other girls. Her dress caught the attention of the DJ and I saw him point her out to the stage manager and whisper in his ear. The girls stepped out under the spotlights one by one to be “voted” on by the crowd. When it was Megan’s turn, she no sooner stepped forward when the bright spotlights went dark and suddenly switched to black light!

Her dress just seemed to disappear! He lingerie suddenly was bright white and shown through her now transparent dress as if she wasn’t even wearing one! Her stockings shown just as bright with the wide stocking tops stretched about her thighs, held taut by her garters! Even her panties shown bright as day! Then I gasped as I saw the rouge on her breasts highlighted her nipples, accenting her breasts for the crowd!

Then Megan looked down and saw what everyone else was seeing! She about died, covering her panties with one hand and her exposed breasts with the other as she backed off the stage in total embarrassment! The crowd roared its approval and she won the contest!
Afterwords, we got free drinks for the night and Megan finally began to relax and got over it. But there was one last dance and her skimpy dress just gave up. She spun around and it split of the side paset her waist, totally unveiling her stockings and garters. Then the spaghetti straps gave way under the pressure and her bodice fell to her waist and exposed her breasts for all to see - right in the middle of the dance floor! I helped pull her dress together and led her off the dance floor - locking that evening away forever as a night to remember!

This post was submitted by kodiak1969.

Part of our love life was going out dressed up and looking good. y wife would always wear fancy lingerie to turn me on - the whole kit with a shlef bra that exposed her breasts and garter belt and stcokings. I also enjoy being a bit of the voyeur so we would travel to another city and take a motel for the weekend. Then we would share coctails until dark and then get ready to go out on the town. I liked wathing her get dresssed and liked even more watching from outside our motel room. I asked her to leave the curtains open and went outside with a drink and our video recorder. Megan started by undressing for me and then slowly donning her sexy lingerie while I sat in our car and taped through the window. She moved about the room naked doing this and that to prolong the show. Then she began to put on her black lingergie! It was then that I saw the guys apprear around the corner of the motel and walk right past our room! Megan was sitting on the bed in her quarter cup bra and garter belt, just smoothing her black stockings into place. She left her panties off just to turn me on and then slipped into her high heels. She was just beginning to put on her makeup and was wearing only her bra, garter belt and stockings as the guys stared through the window! And I was taping them watching her and her posing nearly naked for their pleasure! The stange thing was that it was even more erotic with the men watching than her showing off just for me!

This post was submitted by kodiak1969.

I had been away for two weeks and had asked my wife to arrange a special homcoming for me! That meant dressing in my favorite lingerie and showing off for me until she would entice me into bed! I had also asked to arrange a gathering of som eof my buddies for a card game. The plan was to play cards with my buddies, break up early, and then she and I would fool around. Problem was that she got the times for the card party miixed up. I said 6 pm and she heard 8 pm. So when I called to say I’d be home in half an hour, she said she’d be waiting at the door. Well, it was her plan to greet me and start the evening entertainment before my friends arrived. So when she heard my van pull into the driveway she was ready and waiting. She had put on my favorite black waspie corset with half cups that exposed her breats. Below that she wore skimpy sheer lace panties and long black stockings hitched to the garters of her corset! And she wore high heels. And she wore nothing else! There she was poised at the top of the stairs by the front door with a big smile on her face and champagne in her hand. Only trouble was - my friends had pulled in right behind me and she hadn’t heard them. I flung open the door and stopped dead in my tracks and four of my best friends just stood in awe looking over my shoulder at my wife standing half naked in stockings and garter!

This post was submitted by kodiak1969.

I have had numerous close calls over the years but, as far as wardrobe malfunctions go, have had only one major and utterly embarrassing one. This all began with this complete outfit I had purchased from a lingerie catalog from a company in California. The whole outfit was inexpensive and consisted of a blue denim mini dress, a blue denim thong, garter belt and blue denim pumps. Also, blue/black stockings came with it. Who is going to wear a bra with a strapless mini dress? Well, the price was right but the quality was miserable. I wore the denim pumps one or two times with jeans and not the rest of the outfit, and to my disgust, they began to literally fall apart on my feet! This should have been a warning to me but, since I liked the outfit that i have yet to wear, I sent the shoes back for an exchange. I finally did decide to wear that entire outfit one evening as I had saved it for a special night out with my husband and, from the moment I put it on, little did I know that disaster was only an hour away. As it was a strapless mini dress, it had to be snug in order to stay up and in place and that full length rear zipper, which ran from the bottom of the rear hem to the top of the dress, did not seem to be of the best quality. My rather large bust size did not give that zipper a moment of rest either. Anyhow, fears and concerns aside, I got into it and we went out to this informal restaurant to eat.It was early evening, just past dusk, when we arrived and had to park pretty far out in the parking lot. We got out of the car and walked no more than a few feet when something felt odd on one of my feet. I looked downward, lifted my foot a bit to see what the problem was, when the unthinkable happened. I felt a snap!, followed by a sudden feeling of my dress moving. You guessed it. The zipper slide on my dress popped off , the dress completely opened up and fell to the floor! I was completely mortified, quickly threw my hands over my boobs and, with my husband grabbing me by the arm, made a very quick dash for the car. Just as He was opening the door for me and I was getting in, another car parked right next to us. I do not know if they seen much or even anything at all, but I was terrified and could not wait until we got out of that parking lot and on our way home. We often joke about that incident, but I will never buy another outfit until I have had the chance to try it on.

This post was submitted by Terri Bergmann.

Heres a funny one I found on the internet:

Elizabeth Frisinger, 18, from Cleveland, went on a class trip where she lost her virginity on the beach. Thrilled, she texted her friend, saying “OMG! Just had 1st time on beach! Gr8! Wish you were here!”

Except instead of texting her friend, she accidentally had texted her dad.

What was his response? “I’m assuming this was intended for someone else Lizzy. Class trip is over. Tomorrow 7:10am Delta. Use my credit card for taxi.”

This post was submitted by J.J..

The worst thing that could happen to a boy or girl, is to be sexualy harrassed in a public. Went over to see what the screaming was all about and never expected to see such a degrading sceen. It was a boy getting a beating by four other boys and lead on by espectators. It was spacially girls that were up in a frenzy encouraging it on. All that cheering was because he had been stripped from the waist down with everything on show. It was the most degrading thing I ever saw.

This post was submitted by Amanda.

This happened to me last summer. My husband and I were at the mall shopping. My husband talked me into a quickie in the dressing room in Macy’s. It was fantastic until the saleswoman caught on to us. The saleswoman came back several times. The last time she said she knew what we were doing in there and if we didn’t get out she would call the cops. My husband quickly pulled up his pants while I pulled down my skirt. We hurried from the store. As we headed across the mall, people kept staring at me. We were almost through the food court before I looked down and realized in my rush to get out of the changing room, I had missed something. I had been walking through the mall dragging my thong around on my right ankle! I quickly kicked it off and then my husband and I hurried even faster to our car giggling.

This post was submitted by BeckyFromNJ.

My girlfriend, Deb, and I usually walk out kids to the bus stop. Afterwards she usually comes over for coffee. On my husband’s birthday he went into work a little late and I asked Deb if she would mind walking the kids without me. As soon as they were out the door, I gave my husband his birthday surprise right there on my knees in the kitchen. My husband loved it. When I was done he zipped up and headed off to work. Deb walked in as he was walking out with a huge grin on his face. Deb gave me a knowing look. I innocently asked, “what?” She just laughed at me and told me I might want to wipe my chin.

This post was submitted by BeckyFromNJ.

Anyone who has lived in snow know this can happen.

Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!

It was midwinter, snowing and quite cold and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City. It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon.

They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for awhile. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car.

They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started. In the deep snow she didn’t have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation.

Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car’s fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem, due to the extreme cold.

Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date’s concerns about’ what is taking so long’ with a reply that indeed, she was ‘freezing her butt off’ and in need of some assistance! He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the
situation was, they also were faced with a real problem.

Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender. As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down. Or perhaps that should be ‘pants down. ‘And you thought your
first date was embarrassing. Jay Leno’s comment…’This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off.’

Oh and how did the first date turn out? He became her husband and was sitting next to her on the Leno show.

This post was submitted by TommyBoy.

Monique and i just finished in the bedroom, so to speak, and decided we would get a drink because it was a hot night. Everyone was suppose to be asleep so we went out stark naked. I had my drink when Monique went to the toilet and then we swapped. while i was sitting on the throne doing what I do best i never was ready for what was about to happen. I walked out under a light which is just in front of the bathroom door quite re-leaved until i hurt an “oops” come from my mother who decided she needed the toilet. I quickly turned bright red and ran towards the sink hoping that it would cover enough of what i needed covered. I watched mum through the mirror pass me entering the toilet. I bowed my head hoping that no-one would come out especially my little sister and wondered weather or not i should lay on the couch were i was suppose to sleep for that night.

i was to curious to go to the couch because i wanted to see if she had been caught as well. i slowly creep ed towards my room and opened the door to Monique slowly pulling her head out from the blankets saying “that was embarrassing” in a squeaky voice. I then climbed into bed and laid there laughing about the hole scenario and how it would go down in the the morning with the family.

This post was submitted by jakelovesmonique.

The biggest disaster of my life was prom night my senior year. I had picked out the most awesome blue strapless dress ever. I loved it. I convinced my mom to buy it even though the largest one they had a little tight on me. I figured I had a month or so to drop a couple of pounds before prom night. My boyfriend broke up with me the following week. I wasn’t even sure I was going to prom until another guy asked me the week of. I had made no effort to lose any weight. i probably added a couple in my depression over loosing my boyfriend. When prom night came I squeezed myself into my awesome dress and headed out. I was having a great time with my friends and my new guy. About half way through prom as we were dancing, the seem on the zipper burst causing my dress to fall to the floor. The entire place stopped and stared at me as I stood there in nothing but my thong trying to cover as much of my breasts as I could. My friends pulled my dress up around me and helped me to the girls room. They tried to repair it with a few safety pins but in the end my mom came and picked me up early in tears. The only thing worse was having to show up at school on Monday knowing that the entire student body had seen me practically naked and having to endure the snickers, sly grins, and flat out staring. Even though its been years I could still cry every time I think about it.

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Back when I was in high school there was this boy I really liked. There was a party at a friends house one Friday night and I wanted to impress him. I wore a new dress with awesome new shoes and got my hair done just for the party. When I got there I was walking over to him doing my best to look sexy. Just as I got to where he was sitting, I slipped and fell in the pool. I was so embarrassed.

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